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portugoose:

has science gone too far?

fuckmonosexismforever:

captain-snark:

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either exist or not.

Schrodinger’s peen

I am laughing too hard

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

hahahahahahahah
onlylolgifs:

just my dog, giving my cat a drive-by smooching

spookyfanclub:

spookyfanclub:

too gay to f(x)

no fuck you guys this is hilarious

(Source: discreetotaku, via fuckyeahloldemort)

pizzaforpresident:

#sceneproblems